So your getting your ass beat all up and down the east coast the past 7 days.
The offense can't score runs. The starters ERA for the week is over 8. Each day is a new scoop of humiliation in the season's ice cream bowl.
It's Labor Day now. And good, hard working people are going to pay money to see you try and end this slide out of the playoff race. Packed house, high stakes, needing a stopper. Only one guy would due: Joe Kelly. Who apparently has super fan art turning him into a member of The X-Men.
Now that's awesome.
Found that on the Twitter stream of @PeytonBrooke23 but I don't think she was the artist. If you know who is, let us know in the comments, because I want to get the right credit on this sucker. And also see if there are more coming.
PLEASE be more coming.
Oh, and IRL? Joe Kelly had the longest start of his career (6.2 innings) and only gave up 2 runs. Meanwhile the Cardinals got a much needed win in a one-run game and started the homestand off right.
Not bad for a guy who appears to be pitching with an Angry Bird for a hand.