On The Third Day Of Cardinals Crapmas

Written by athooks on .

It's a Cards Diaspora holiday tradition: the 12 Days of Cardinals Crapmas, where we find the worst items that someone might be tempted to gift. All previous days are linked at the bottom of this post. 

DAY 3

A pack of 10  BIC ballpoint pens costs $1.47 at Target.

Chances are you've got a whole cup full of pens somewhere in your house or office. Most of them you didn't pay $1.47 for at Target. Think about the last time you actually bought a pen. Think hard.

Have you actually ever bought a pen?

Could I interest you in a $150 dollar pen from the Cardinals?

And if you don't have all the monies you need to get you into this pen today, don't worry. You can take out a payment plan with no interest for the first 6 months.

Ok, it's made from a Busch Stadium (v.2) seat. That's pretty cool. But you know this is getting lost as SOON as you start using it. 

H/T @sha0wn for the item

 Day 1 HERE | Day 2 HERE

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