On The Sixth Day Of Cardinals Crapmas

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It's a Cards Diaspora holiday tradition: the 12 Days of Cardinals Crapmas, where we find the worst items that someone might be tempted to gift. All previous days are linked at the bottom of this post. 

DAY 6

Come to think of it, putting fake things in trees is kind of like putting fake things in gardens, right? I wonder if those one percenters over in London that hate on the Gnomes also hate Christmas too?

We know they're certainly Megyn Kelly fans.

But if you are going to trim the tree, you might as well do it with a... Molina?

This ornament is appears to be a Cardinals snowman. So was the "Molina" throw in some shady SEO work, or is this supposed to actually be a creative interpretation of what Yadier Molina would look like as a snowman?

If so, poor move not making little twigs be the neck tattoos.

Day 1 HERE | Day 2 HERE | Day 3 HERE | Day 4 HERE | Day 5 HERE

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